My Mission to Save George Clooney

I am so very disappointed in my George! His taste in women continues to spiral further and further down. I know the man is a commitment phobe, and he only wants to have fun with this long and varied string of women. That couldn't be made clearer as he picks younger and younger chicks who are ditzier and ditzier. But his latest is the most blatant publicity seeker yet. Good Lord .... she was a contestant and winner on Fear Factor, fer pete's sake!!! Could George sink any lower?

There has to be someone out there who can help George see that there are a lot of fun beautiful women out there who actually have brains and personality too - without being just obvious publicity whores (sorry.... I call 'em as I see 'em.) Perhaps his friends should point out to him that if he continues on this downward spiral with goofy inappropriate chicks, he will sadly become just another middle-aged man who is the butt of "old man/jailbait" jokes.

If I could only get an hour alone with George to help enlighten him to the wonders of smart, mature women.....